If you want to know how to never be in the good books with your wife again.
Tell her you are going out to grab a load of wood.
Get her to the open the gates.
Then when she climbs into the back of the truck because she thinks she’s going directly to the wood pile, take off across the field and take her directly into the bison herd.
She will love it.
Every single ounce of her body will be in instant panic as the bulls creep out of the bush and the new mammas and their calves start grunting.
Sitting in the box of the truck with nothing but a camera and some old beer cans.
I promise you, this is the way to a ladies heart.
Real Life On the Backwoods Ranch.
That is all.
This is us.
This my friends is Backwoods.